Monday, February 25, 2013

Why I love comic books

Comic books. You either love 'em, or hate 'em.

Now, as you know, or are now finding out, I am a female. When I usually tell people that I love comics, they think I mean manga or something. But I tell them 'No', I love comic books. X-Men, Fantastic Four, the Avengers.

I don't favor DC Comics, simply because they don't really have intricate details on the story line and characters. But I very much like Marvel, as the imagery is heavenly, and the story is delightful.

My favorite comic is X-Men, and I'm basically an X-Men encyclopedia.

You can ask me about any character in there, and I could give you loads of facts. Any other girl out there obsessed with X-Men, or any other Marvel comic?

People think of it as a childish pleasure, but I think of it as a way to get your mind off of the cruel things happening in our dimension.

Principle shows it is possible that there are alternate realities, and I wonder what mutation/power I would have in that alternate world.

But back to the fact that people think of it as childish.

Nerds like comics. Nerds know best, or at least that's what I think.

So if nerds know best, and they like comics, doesn't that say that comics are, in fact, a good think?

I would like to know what your thoughts are! Please leave a comment below :)

 My favorite comic book series at the moment...

Thursday, February 21, 2013

I ruin other's dreams

 I realize that almost everyday I commit a terrible crime. The crime of being a dream ruin-er.

Now, you may be confused. Ruining other's dreams you ask? Well, yes, that's exactly what I do. It's a habit of course.

You may be wondering how, what type of dreams am I ruining? I'm not talking about REM sleep dreams, I'm talking about future achievements.

I do it logically, only if one thing sounds like a one-in-a-million chance.

For instance, many of my friends/peers want to be superstars when they grow up. Ranging from famous singers, to actors, to big names in sports.

Instead of saying 'Wow! I'm sure you'll make it, you are wonderful at blah blah!', I usually say 'What will you do if you don't make it, I mean, there is a slight chance you'll reach that goal.'

They give me this look, as if they are obviously going to have a glamorous life once they grow up. It's like I'm trying to give them a blunt reality check. I have to remind them that not everything comes easy once you get out of school. Even if they do work hard, there isn't a big chance they will be famous when they grow up.

If they are right, they can tell me "I told you so!".

 How they probably feel inside after I tell them off

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Why I think there shouldn't be world peace

Many people think world peace will probably create a whole permanent golden age, and everyone will be happy. Honestly this is a flawed and impossible dream, because it will cause a whole line of new problems. First of all, it probably wouldn't last over one day, because someone will want to rebel sometime. We'd have to create new laws to preserve this whole new ideal, and that would not make everybody feel like it is fair. The next thing that would happen is that if people do want some change, and it goes against the new rules for world peace, they would get upset and start the rebellion. Also, in a way, this would be a form of communism, as everybody would be forced to be kind with each other, and not cause harm. Personally, I would go insane, because we cannot forget what wars happened in the past and how some countries haven't avenged their past. World peace wouldn't enable countries to get their justice. That's why I think there shouldn't be world peace, because there would be an inevitable majority of rebellion. Tell me what you think in the comments!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Theoretical Disney

 Tonight, or today, whenever you're reading this, I have decided to make a post about the reality of fantasy of the 3 most weird classic Disney movies. Now, I know this is kind of strange, considering it is Valentine's Day (or as I say, Anti-Valentine's Day) and I'm blogging about conspiracy theories about Disney tales. But, hey, it's my blog, my rules. Kind of like the 'my house, my rules' saying... Now that I realize, if this was a house, it would be VERY disorganized. Well, depending on who disorganized it, that would be quite a puzzle to solve. It was me, then I would know where I stuffed the crap. You know, I'm getting off topic. That shows this house would be messy. Well, back to the main topic. Disney. Conspiracy. Theories. By the way, it's my thoughts, so please add what you think below if you want to catch along!

1. Alice in Wonderland

Oh, little Alice. This is by far my favorite classic movie because of all the screwed up things that happen. This chick eats a bunch of crap that makes stuff happen to her, and sees magical plant and animals and people. This shows that this girl could be on shrooms. Considering she is, what, about 9, is kind of a frightening story. This is the literal story: The girl is with her sister and then becomes drowsy. She then falls asleep and then dreams that she enters this mad world. She eats special cake and drinks some sort of substance and then enters a forest. She goes on a quest and encounters many strange things and people. A lot of these things/people are quite rude to her. Now, from what I could conspire here is that this story is basically telling a story of a drug addict with abusive people in her life.

2. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 

Sweet, sweet Snow White. Such innocence and effervescence, who on Earth would want to ruin her spirits? Well the Evil Queen, but besides that, the story. Literal story: Snow lives with her evil stepmother, who is really a witch, and then needs to escape from her evil clutches. She then finds a cottage and then becomes the care taker of the Seven Dwarfs. They are very fond of her, and become protective. One day, they go mining, and the Evil Queen comes in the form of an old woman and gives Snow a poisonous apple. The dwarfs return and freak out, and then find out she needs true love's kiss. A prince comes and kisses her, the rest is history! Now from what I take, this story is about a clueless girl who lives with her evil stepmother. She has 7 over protective and careless boyfriends, and then the 8th one is finally kind to her. She then changes her clueless ways and gets away from her evil stepmom. Honestly, I like the Once Upon A Time twist on this story better than the original!

3. Cinderella

This one also is quite similar to the previous story. Wow, Disney really likes woman to have abusive pasts. Anyways, in the story, the stepmother isn't a witch, and Cinderella temporarily runs away. She goes to a ball, has a blast with the prince and the stepmom and the stepsisters get pissed off. The prince eventually finds her after she left her glass slipper and they live happily ever after after she gets away from the stepmother. Now my twist on the story is Cinderella is a slut and she goes off with her sister's boyfriend to rave party. She is a wild child and confides in her drug dealer 'the Godmother', who many times, let's her crash in her apartment after rave parties. She has pet rats, which her stepmother hates. The stepmother is misunderstood, and only wants the best for Cinderella. At the end, the boyfriend leaves the sister to be with Cindy. You see what drugs can do, kids?

Monday, February 4, 2013

Valentine's Day... Dyslogistical Holiday

In 10 days time, a monumental annual event will occur. I say it's a complete waste of time, money, and effort.

A day were there are crappy tasting heart candies, a day were you indulge for no reason. A day some would feel lonely.

I think you would know this as Valentine's Day.

Now there is a whole history, with a priest that was martyred for the love of others. Why do we say 'for the love of God?!' when we could say 'for the love of Valentine?!'.

I'm not going to get into the whole history, but I just wanted to extract what the exact the logic. What people have turned this day into.

Valentine was a pretty passionate guy, and at first, I'm sure this day was to honor his braveness or benevolence. But now its just a day when people show more love for each other, or more so, lust. They also  seduce themselves with high sugar consumption and cheesy greeting cards. Many movies are based off it too.

The logic that I see behind this, is a day to worship someone more than you usually do. Now that's just plain stupid.

You should treat your partner like royalty every day. Or just don't treat them like crap and treat them nicely on this day.

Maybe the sentiment behind this day is cute and all, but still, shouldn't you live like this whenever you want and not just this one day taking out of this year?

My point is, be romantic everyday, or whenever you desire. Just take this day to honor St.Valentine.

What do you think? Do you enjoy Valentine's Day? Please feel free to comment below! :)